Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (review)

I have heard a lot about the Bad Company 2 Beta, especially about the multiplayer destruction etc. I picked up the game recently and hated it. I started up the single player immediately, beginning the first level which was pretty cool for the first couple of minutes...or should something more accurate like I say 47 seconds. After I breezed through the first level, I finally got to the first level to actually take place in modern times. Combined with the dissapointing graphics, I was hardly able to have fun. Why? Dust! This game is all about destroying stuff, but even the smallest explosion or sneeze unleashes a massive cloud of smoke. It's as if they are hiding the graphics behind a layer of clouds. This is an example of a game that focuses on multiplatyer. They spent so much time working on the trucks and helicopters that they had to slap a story line onto it, mark it with a B, and throw it in the oven for baby and me. The story line oviously wasn't very exciting. The single player doesn't do anything unique, doesn't have any cool moments, and copies the same modern warfare cliche of Russia being a big meanie. Why would Russia randomly invade all other coutries anyway? I goes since Russia is the only believable contry to invade the USA, and they haven't gotten over the whole Cold War thing, they just had no other options. Atleast in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 there is an actual and realistic reason for Russia to go beserk. In Bad Company 2 they even do that map thing during loading screens like you are being stalked by Google Maps. Over all, Battlefield: Bad Company 2 is horrible. I can understand buying the game for the multiplayer, since that is all it's good for, and in that perspective it's fun and entertaining. If you are a recreational player in search of a great story than Bad Compnay 2 is not for you. If you are a 13 year old who is a MLG wanna be, whose little amount of friends have bought it, then you'll find the multiplayer fun at least. You will also like the multiplayer if you have friends, like fun, are bored, think it cool, or like multiplayer(who doesn't?) then buy it!

Contest Winners!

Yeah, it's contest winning time, if that's what you want to call it. Their were a lot of bad entries, and there was no good entries so I'm just going to have to pick one. The winner was:

I Dunno 3: Escape from Lake Tree Island
Starring Aarnold Swartezanger as Bill Cosby Boxlin
Sylvester Stallone as Bill Cosby Greg Smith
Bill Cosby as Billy Maze Jackson
Featuring unique scenes from Ghost Busters 3

This game was sent in by (name withheld), and will be awarded all the prizes.
Here is a sneak peak at the game:

The Academy Awards...

I was completely upset at the outcome of the oscars/academy awards/ whatever-they're-called, especially when it came to the best film of the year. Avatar was pretty bad, Hurt locker was average, but Distract 9 was great...ironically District 9 didn't win anything. In my opinion the awards should of been something like this:
1. Steve Jobs is arrested
2. Paris Hilton is arrested
3. Kate Gosselin is arrested
etc.

This blog, a negative comment on life, aparently isn't good either. So I'm hosting a contest! Build the best flash game about...Aarnold Swardzeneger, Mcdonalds, Rambo(played by Stallone), Rocky Balboa(played by Stallone), and any other Stallone character I forgot. Feel free to include segments from 'Ghostbusters', as long as you say stuff about it in the credits. Be original...the winner gets a brand new copy of Mass Effect 2, Bioshock 2, Battlefield: Bad Company 2, Napoleon: Total War, and 1000 dollars to Wal-Mart.

Why I hate Facebook (again)

I don't understand why people are so addicted to the internet. People actually sit at their computers and update their Twitter, Myspace, Facebook...not to mention calling people on their house phones, while using an I-pod, while texting someone on their cell phone. I can tell you right away that I don't use any of those new message systems. I actually know people that update their twitter every couple of seconds. I don't really care that they just took a drink of water, or just inhaled through their mouth! Then you wonder why kids fail in school. Ok, ok, escape from an impending reality. I'm not one of those people that think kids shouldn't have I-pods or cell phones, not have summer vacations, and other things that internally ruin their lifes. I just can't stand how people are always like, "Wait! I have to update my facebook!" I don't use facebook and I still hold a strong relationship with my relatives. In fact, Bill Gates once said Facebook was for people that either had no life what so ever, or were these old people that are trying to share photos and reconnect to high school friends. Actually, now that I think about it, he only said the first part, the rest I just added.

I might as well try a post I made a long time ago around. It seems approipriate...

["It seems like everyday something big is going on in the world of facebook, (It's in the news, every once in a while) yet, I can't sign up. For starters, it says right there, on the homepage, in big letters: "ANYONE can join". So I go to sign up, It says "please enter your real birthday." It's as if they know [everything]! Maybe that is my birthday, smart ones! Second when I finally do get through, by lying about my birthday, ([They] think it's the month FEB, before 1920, yes facebook, I'm on to you!) It says: Enter your "valid" name. What the heck is that supposed to mean! That is my name! I just don't understand facebook. Yesterday I tried again, and guess what? I entered the wrong year by mistake, and there you go, my computer is locked from facebook. It says I'm now offically to young for facebook's forums."]

Avatar (Movie Review)

I know that this is a blog about games, but right near the word games is the word and, and behind that is stuff. So today I have to talk about stuff. While I typing I might as well start something, like Movie Reviews by Me! Anyway, around late 2009, I was laughing at all the jokes making fun of that horrible movie, Avatar. It's going to be horrible...blah, blah, blah...

So then it actually comes out and people are dancing around in a flower meadow, cancer has been cured, Cuba is free, scientists find life on the moon, there are aliens in the sea. Now that we're on the topic of James Cameron, let me thing of something to rant about. While I was watching Avatar, I realized that half of James Cameron's movies are pretty predictable. This guy falls in love...major disaster...someone important dies. The thing it's more stretched. The reason why Avatar and Titanic are so long is because Cameron realized, if people have time to get really attached to the characters, they will cry a river to the oscars. It worked for Titanic, but instead the main charcter lived in Avatar...so where is he going with this?

It's been a few months, and I have convinced myself not to see Avatar. Cameron is counting the money...but non of it is mine. Finally I decided to see it...in the old fashion theatre, no Imax for me. The story is this guy dies so they go to his brother, at the funeral, and offer him a job...more specifically his brother's old job. He connects to his avatar...or something like that...

Blah, blah, blah, blah...everyone hates the humans because we're destroying everything randomly...blah, blah, blah...this guy falls in love with one of the aliens...the military is going to destroy the aliens, but this guy is all like, 'we can do it,' which is strange because they are about 2,000 aliens with bows and arrows, against 500-3000 advanced soldiers with advanced weapondry. The main charcter escapes with his buddies, stealing some of the avatar gizmos to their secret lairer. For some reason the colonel rallies his troops, who strangely all look like truck drivers, to bomb the aliens, but instead of sending modern F-22s to just get the job done, he sends these weak and slow helicopters that have to manually drop a crate full of C4. I thought this was supposed to be the future? Anyway, when the aliens were shooting at th planes nothing happened, but in the big attack when an arrow hits the plane everything breaks and the plane crashes. There were even some times where a single alien took down 3-5 armed soldiers with his bare hands. For some reason it takes like 10 minutes worth of dramatic effect before they can drop the bomb, so by then a group of 1 or 2 aliens have alreay took down have the fleet. The human forces on the ground don't really know what to do they start burning everything. Meanwhile, the main character has been single handedly taking down the big planes with a hand grenade or two, flying from plane to plane. The colonel sees this, so he starts shooting the glass, killing the pilots and such. In the end the humans loose somehow and are shooed away.

People keep saying this movie was awesome. I hated it! It was horrible! I goes it was OK...but it doesn't deserve the credit it has gotten. The 3D was probably just a thin layer of coolness to shield the plot from critics like me.

New Super Mario Bros Wii

It this game good?
Short answer: No
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
It seems like every year Nintendo fails yet again. Almost every Mario game to date is about a short sterotype itailian who saves a princess/relative from a evil castle, usually in control of a mini dragon who became emo in his teen years. Occasionally he gets unneeded and annoying help from his brother, but then Mario just kind of forgets him and runs away. You run around on a yellowish stone road to the castle, avoiding minor enemies and scary looking flowers.
Nintendo recently took that game, slightly tuned up the characters to look almost 3D, made it so there is four charcters, and then slammed the word New in front of it. Take a look for yourself. As you may have noticed, the only new aspect of the game is multiplayer. Actually now that I think about it, all Wii games are just you and 3 others beating each other up on a tiny map, complete with cartoon violence. Welcome to the club, new super mario bros Wii. Meanwhile, the Xbox 360 allows you to do this on a open map, with more compeling story, plot, characters, and everything else.
The characters in this new game, are Mario, Luigi, and two different color toads. That's like a super hero game with, superman, batman, and two recently hatched ducklings. Not that it matters though, because all the characters are exactly the same when it comes to ability. The plot is pretty much non-existant, and the concept got old about 20 years ago. The power ups are even designed so that only one person gets them too.
Even bad games have a place in history, sometimes even as teaching purposes, but this game doesn't deserve to exist. This doesn't even top previous mario games, at their standards, what so ever.
On the plus side, now you and three friends can all commit suicide at the same time...yay!

Top 10

Hooray! It's been one month and 2 days since my first post. Apparently I actually took time to rant about my life for more then 12 seconds. Today I thought I'd take this into another direction, since this is the fifth week anniversary...give or take some. Welcome to the Anniversary Top 10 Thingie!

Top Ten best games of 2009:
1. I Dunno
2. I Dunno 2: Escape from Lakeville
3. I Dunno: Streets of Liberty
4. McDonald Donalds and the Last Knight
5. NUk3D P3r50N's L1f3
6. 1 Vs. 100
7. 5432...7Zombie_game
8. DarkDoc: Arena
9. Roast Beef Expansion Pack for the game, FoodKIll
10. Over taxed

Most Memorable Video Game Characters Ever:
1. Duke Nuke'm
2. That guy that was in I Dunno...oh yeah, Jack Jackson
3. Master Chef
The rest is sucked into a vortex because of the awesomeness of Duke!